“Creed” by Steve Turner

We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin
We believe everything is okay
as long as you don’t hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.

We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy is okay.
We believe that taboos are taboo.

We believe that everything is getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated
And you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe there’s something in
horoscopes, UFOs and bent spoons;
Jesus was a good man
just like Buddha, Mohammed, and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher
although we think His good morals were bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same–
at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of
creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the Nothing
Because when you ask the dead what happens they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied,
then it’s compulsory heaven for all
excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Khan.

We believe in Masters and Johnson.
What’s selected is average.
What’s average is normal.
What’s normal is good.

We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors
and the Russians would be sure to follow.

We believe that man is essentially good.
It’s only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society.
Society is the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of society.

We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust.
History will alter.
We believe that there is no absolute truth
excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.

We believe in the rejection of creeds,
and the flowering of individual thought.

“Chance” (a post-script)

If chance be the Father of all flesh,
disaster is his rainbow in the sky,
and when you hear

State of Emergency!
Sniper Kills Ten!
Troops on Rampage!
Whites Go Looting!
Bomb Blasts School!

It is but the sound of man worshiping his maker.

Conversation with a colleague continued (peasants and ghosts part 2)

After the previous letter, I received a great response, to which I wrote this additional, long letter. You’ll find, again, that I am on a Chesterton kick. This time I quoted him in my original letter!

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You asked, “First, supposing the farmer actually did see things he firmly believed were real and tangible but seemed outrageous to others, would this be evidence of an omnipotent omniscient being? If the vision were personal evidence of an omnipotent omniscient being, how would one then come to a conclusion that seeing this particular vision justifies that their vision stumps the previous, differing visions of everyone on earth (i.e. Buddhists visioning turtles as messengers of goodness and Shintoists having visions of Monkeys)?”

My story began with “Imagine for a moment that there once was a farmer who was contacted telepathically by aliens.” I’m basically saying “assume for the purposes of argument that an omniscient being did exist.” And furthermore, I am assuming that the revelation that this person received seemed to them to be entirely real. It’s not a question of whether someone seeing a vision is evidence to the whole world that his vision is true, and that everyone should take this evidence seriously. Of course not. What I am saying is simply this: if someone unequivocally rejects the man’s claim up front, he does so because it is not compatible with his world view—it’s nonsense because, to borrow from Oz, he doesn’t “believe in spooks.” We all assimilate new data into our paradigm of the world. He who believes in aliens might see an alien, but he who does not can only see a mirage. Like Ebenezer Scrooge, if he sees the ghost of Marley he will accuse it of being “a bit of bad cheese” or “a bad potato” that he ate. See what I mean? That’s why I’m interested in dialoging primarily about whether there is a God and what he is like, because that’s the wellspring.

You asked: “Would not knowing the causation of a disorder be a reason to pose a hypothesis that an omnipotent omniscient being was the cause of it?”

The question is, rather, would not knowing the causation of an experience be a reason to pose a hypothesis that a disorder was the cause of it? (The answer: not without ye old presupposition.)

You asked: “If an omnipotent omniscient being existed, how could people know for sure that the one they believe in is not one of the other thousands of false ones, and how do they know that this being expects certain behaviors of them?”

Well, you can never know for sure. There must be a leap of faith. But it should be a reasonable leap, with a running start of facts. The best worldview is the one that explains the human experience the best.

And yes, there are plenty of false deities, but that fact in itself does not make it less likely that any one is true, but rather more likely that at least one of them is true. You won’t find a Walmart knock-off purse in an African market, but you will find plenty of Gucci knock-offs. The more genuine the article, the more imitations will be made.

As for knowing that this being expects certain behaviors of mankind, that would be quite possible assuming this being existed as a real entity and communicated with us. If he/it exists and can communicate, then he can certainly communicate what he wants.

You asked, “Finally, could we both agree that it is much more plausible that a farmer might have seen a great number of deer on a hill because there is evidence that deer exist and could have been seen by all present at the siting rather than a vision of the unexplained?”

Of course it might have been deer that he saw. The question is rather whether it might have been an alien. The townsfolk would rightly question the farmer in terms of plausibility. “What did it look like?” “Where was it?” “Were you drinking?” “Was it maybe just a deer?” But the man would insist that he was in his right mind and it was no deer. So the townsfolk would be forced to conclude one of two things: If they believed it was plausible for the man to have seen an alien, then they would conclude that he might have seen an alien, or his eyes might have deceived him. If, however, they believe it is not plausible (believable, possible, etc.) that he saw an alien, then it must have been deer. In this case they would have to conclude that he was crazy, seeing things, afflicted with SPD. And this conclusion See? The materialist position ambitiously requires an absolute knowledge of everything that exists in the universe, because only then could we say, “No, aliens do not exist anywhere in the universe.”  In my opinion the agnostic position, the might, is the much easier one to believe. “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy” (Hamlet).

Okay, having spoken to those questions, I would like to move to the last section of what you wrote. Thank you for your honesty in saying that you disbelieve in an omniscient being. You say that it is unfortunate because it makes your life less ordered and easy to explain. But I don’t believe you mean that, and I wouldn’t mean it either, because this is the thing about us: we would rather follow what is true than what is convenient. We are no sheep. It’s like in The Matrix, when that one guy sells out the rebels in exchange for having his memory erased and being put back in the Matrix on an island with tons of money and stuff. He is a villain because he traded what was true (the war-torn, sad world) for what was comfortable. I respect you for having the guts not to do that. If I do believe that your belief is unfortunate, it is because I believe it to be lacking both real comfort and real truth.

You mentioned some things that led you away from believing that there was a God, and I would love to hear your thoughts on any of those in detail in the future.

The last thing that I would like to say is in reply to your final paragraph, that you do not deal with religion anymore because it is divisive, and instead you try to unite people against the US government and the Religion of the State, which is even more dangerous.  I totally agree that there are things that the US does that are very wrong so for the sake of argument I’ll say, “Yeah, the US is a corrupt oligarchical state.” However, I believe that true faithfulness to your belief in political freedom from oppression requires an even more radical position. If you would do me the liberty of reading this admittedly huge chunk of G.K. Chesterton’s Orthodoxy (the book I brought in the other night) as if it were my own words, I would be grateful. He says exactly what I’m trying to say in much better words. I have added a couple editorials in [brackets] and bolded them and some other sentences. Also pardon some archaic historical references and slightly different meaning of some terms—it was published in 1908.

We have remarked that one reason offered for being a progressive is that things naturally tend to grow better. But the only real reason for being a progressive is that things naturally tend to grow worse. The corruption in things is not only the best argument for being progressive; it is also the only argument against being conservative. The conservative theory would really be quite sweeping and unanswerable if it were not for this one fact. But all conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. But you do not. If you leave a thing alone you leave it to a torrent of change. If you leave a white post alone it will soon be a black post. If you particularly want it to be white you must be always painting it again; that is, you must be always having a revolution. Briefly, if you want the old white post you must have a new white post. But this which is true even of inanimate things is in a quite special and terrible sense true of all human things. An almost unnatural vigilance is really required of the citizen because of the horrible rapidity with which human institutions grow old. It is the custom in passing romance and journalism to talk of men suffering under old tyrannies. But, as a fact, men have almost always suffered under new tyrannies; under tyrannies that had been public liberties hardly twenty years before. Thus England went mad with joy over the patriotic monarchy of Elizabeth; and then (almost immediately afterwards) went mad with rage in the trap of the tyranny of Charles the First. So, again, in France the monarchy became intolerable, not just after it had been tolerated, but just after it had been adored. The son of Louis the well-beloved was Louis the guillotined. So in the same way in England in the nineteenth century the Radical manufacturer was entirely trusted as a mere tribune of the people, until suddenly we heard the cry of the Socialist that he was a tyrant eating the people like bread. So again, we have almost up to the last instant trusted the newspapers as organs of public opinion. Just recently some of us have seen (not slowly, but with a start) that they are obviously nothing of the kind. They are, by the nature of the case, the hobbies of a few rich men. We have not any need to rebel against antiquity; we have to rebel against novelty. It is the new rulers, the capitalist or the editor, who really hold up the modern world. There is no fear that a modern king will attempt to override the constitution; it is more likely that he will ignore the constitution and work behind its back; he will take no advantage of his kingly power; it is more likely that he will take advantage of his kingly powerlessness, of the fact that he is free from criticism and publicity. For the king is the most private person of our time. It will not be necessary for any one to fight again against the proposal of a censorship of the press. We do not need a censorship of the press. We have a censorship by the press. [I think you’d agree with that!]

This startling swiftness with which popular systems turn oppressive is the third fact for which we shall ask our perfect theory of progress to allow. It must always be on the look out for every privilege being abused, for every working right becoming a wrong. In this matter I am entirely on the side of the revolutionists. They are really right to be always suspecting human institutions; they are right not to put their trust in princes nor in any child of man. The chieftain chosen to be the friend of the people becomes the enemy of the people; the newspaper started to tell the truth now exists to prevent the truth being told. Here, I say, I felt that I was really at last on the side of the revolutionary. And then I caught my breath again: for I remembered that I was once again on the side of the orthodox.

Christianity spoke again and said: “I have always maintained that men were naturally backsliders; that human virtue tended of its own nature to rust or to rot; I have always said that human beings as such go wrong, especially happy human beings, especially proud and prosperous human beings. This eternal revolution, this suspicion sustained through centuries, you (being a vague modern) call the doctrine of progress. If you were a philosopher you would call it, as I do, the doctrine of original sin. You may call it the cosmic advance as much as you like; I call it what it is—the Fall.”

I have spoken of orthodoxy coming in like a sword; here I confess it came in like a battle-axe. For really (when I came to think of it) Christianity is the only thing left that has any real right to question the power of the well-nurtured or the well-bred. I have listened often enough to Socialists, or even to democrats, saying that the physical conditions of the poor must of necessity make them mentally and morally degraded. I have listened to scientific men (and there are still scientific men not opposed to democracy) saying that if we give the poor healthier conditions vice and wrong will disappear. I have listened to them with a horrible attention, with a hideous fascination. For it was like watching a man energetically sawing from the tree the branch he is sitting on. If these happy democrats could prove their case, they would strike democracy dead. If the poor are thus utterly demoralized, it may or may not be practical to raise them. But it is certainly quite practical to disfranchise them. If the man with a bad bedroom cannot give a good vote, then the first and swiftest deduction is that he shall give no vote. The governing class may not unreasonably say: “It may take us some time to reform his bedroom. But if he is the brute you say, it will take him very little time to ruin our country. Therefore we will take your hint and not give him the chance.” It fills me with horrible amusement to observe the way in which the earnest Socialist industriously lays the foundation of all aristocracy, expatiating blandly upon the evident unfitness of the poor to rule. It is like listening to somebody at an evening party apologising for entering without evening dress, and explaining that he had recently been intoxicated, had a personal habit of taking off his clothes in the street, and had, moreover, only just changed from prison uniform. At any moment, one feels, the host might say that really, if it was as bad as that, he need not come in at all. So it is when the ordinary Socialist, with a beaming face, proves that the poor, after their smashing experiences, cannot be really trustworthy. At any moment the rich may say, “Very well, then, we won’t trust them,” and bang the door in his face. On the basis of Mr. Blatchford’s view of heredity and environment, the case for the aristocracy is quite overwhelming. If clean homes and clean air make clean souls, why not give the power (for the present at any rate) to those who undoubtedly have the clean air? If better conditions will make the poor more fit to govern themselves, why should not better conditions already make the rich [substitute: educated] more fit to govern them? On the ordinary environment argument the matter is fairly manifest. The comfortable class must be merely our vanguard in Utopia.

Is there any answer to the proposition that those who have had the best opportunities will probably be our best guides? Is there any answer to the argument that those who have breathed clean air had better decide for those who have breathed foul? As far as I know, there is only one answer, and that answer is Christianity. Only the Christian Church can offer any rational objection to a complete confidence in the rich. For she has maintained from the beginning that the danger was not in man’s environment, but in man. Further, she has maintained that if we come to talk of a dangerous environment, the most dangerous environment of all is the commodious environment. I know that the most modern manufacture has been really occupied in trying to produce an abnormally large needle. I know that the most recent biologists have been chiefly anxious to discover a very small camel. But if we diminish the camel to his smallest, or open the eye of the needle to its largest—if, in short, we assume the words of Christ to have meant the very least that they could mean, His words must at the very least mean this— that rich [substitute: educated]  men are not very likely to be morally trustworthy. Christianity even when watered down is hot enough to boil all modern society to rags. The mere minimum of the Church would be a deadly ultimatum to the world. For the whole modern world is absolutely based on the assumption, not that the rich are necessary (which is tenable), but that the rich [substitute: educated] are trustworthy, which (for a Christian) is not tenable. You will hear everlastingly, in all discussions about newspapers, companies, aristocracies, or party politics, this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich [substitute: educated] man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man. The whole case for Christianity is that a man who is dependent upon the luxuries of this life is a corrupt man, spiritually corrupt, politically corrupt, financially corrupt. There is one thing that Christ and all the Christian saints have said with a sort of savage monotony. They have said simply that to be rich [substitute: educated] is to be in peculiar danger of moral wreck. It is not demonstrably un-Christian to kill the rich as violators of definable justice. It is not demonstrably un-Christian to crown the rich as convenient rulers of society. It is not certainly un-Christian to rebel against the rich or to submit to the rich. But it is quite certainly un-Christian to trust the rich, to regard the rich as more morally safe than the poor. A Christian may consistently say, “I respect that man’s rank, although he takes bribes.” But a Christian cannot say, as all modern men are saying at lunch and breakfast, “a man of that rank would not take bribes.” For it is a part of Christian dogma that any man in any rank may take bribes. It is a part of Christian dogma; it also happens by a curious coincidence that it is a part of obvious human history. When people say that a man “in that position” would be incorruptible, there is no need to bring Christianity into the discussion. Was Lord Bacon a bootblack? Was the Duke of Marlborough a crossing sweeper? In the best Utopia, I must be prepared for the moral fall of any man in any position at any moment; especially for my fall from my position at this moment.

Do you see what Chesterton and I are getting at? If we are to be really honest about oppression, we must admit that it follows mankind like a shadow—because we ourselves cast it. We have to embrace the real solidarity of the human race: The paradoxically mixed good and evil of human nature. We are all half perpetrator and half victim. None of us is fit to rule. It’s not the USA, or THOSE RICH GUYS, it’s ALL OF US. By itself this would lead to a useless despair—“We’ll never get free!” or as Chuck said, “Might as well be the US because someone else will oppress us if they don’t.”

But Christianity does not leave us there. It does not write off the problem, or tune it out, it amplifies it—“oppression is ubiquitous”—but then it introduces a hope into the equation which is bigger than any country or league of countries. It gives us a remedy for human nature, and a trustworthy king, trustworthy because he is not merely human. And it allows us to relocate our hope from earthly kingdoms to the kingdom of God. It promises that justice will be served and all the powerful oppressors humbled one day. And it gives us the courage to fight to bring that kingdom, full of social justice and peace, to reality on the earth even now. Christianity ushers in the liberation of the human soul from his own bonds of oppression of himself and others. This ultimate liberation—the kind you are looking for—is only found in the rule of the rightful king. I know you don’t believe the Bible but permit me to quote a poetic vision from Psalm 99 about as I close:

The strength of the King loves justice;

You have established equity;

You have executed justice and righteousness in Jacob.

I hope that this has made some sense—it’s big stuff for me too, strong in my head but hard to catch and stuff into words. I’m eager to hear your thoughts and replies and I promise I will read anything even as long as this was J.

Your fellow yearning earthling,

Ben

Can we believe the peasant who saw a ghost

The following is a letter I wrote to a colleague after a conversation we had in which he implied that those who have miraculous/supernatural religious experiences are basically deluded. Although I hesitate to juxtapose such a great mind with my own, I have included after it G.K. Chesterton saying precisely what I was getting at, with much more style and erudition. The passage is taken from Orthodoxy.

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OCD or schizotypalism is, as I understand from you, a psychological condition. You implied that people who suffer from this condition are essentially misaligned with reality, either through paranoia, such as washing excessively (which indicates irrational beliefs about hygiene), or through schizophrenic behaviors such as “hearing voices” (which indicates an instability of the mind). If “misaligned with reality” is not a decently accurate general description of what you were referring to, I suppose I was quite confused and missed what you were trying to say. But assuming I got the general idea, I proceed.

You also said that something akin to this condition tends to produce both lunatics and the founders of religious movements, the difference between the two being less the nature of their condition and more the chance suitability of their behaviors in that particular time and place. To extend the metaphor, if the voices come upon you at the right time or in the right way, you will be lifted onto people’s shoulders as a prophet, but if at the wrong time or in the wrong way, you will be burned at the stake as a witch.

Obviously to have founders of religions who are misaligned with reality would lead us to the conclusion that those religions are misaligned with reality, and this would not be desirable no matter how successful the religion. In fact, the more successful, the more heinous. If Mohammed was hallucinating the Qur’an, then Islam is not a good thing. But I want to talk about an assumption that is evident in your argument.
Imagine for a moment that there once was a farmer who was contacted telepathically by aliens one night. Astounded, he ran into the bar downtown the next day and announced, “I was contacted by aliens last night!” However, at that very moment, the town lunatic, a disturbed drunkard, burst through the doors and said, “I saw ‘em too! I saw aliens last night!” Then, a man turned to the farmer and said, “Get out of here with all that talk of aliens, Sam. We all know that if that lunatic says he saw ‘em, then they ain’t there.”

The man’s reply would be entirely nonsensical if he meant, “Anything the lunatic claims to exist doesn’t exist,” because the lunatic, no doubt, might possibly make claims about having seen real entities, such as “I saw ‘bout fifty o’ ‘em deer up ‘er younder jus’ yesteeday.” – but the deer will not cease to have existed because of his statement. No, it is much more likely that the man’s intention in saying that is, “You are in bed with the lunatics on this one, Sam, because there’s no such thing as aliens.” He says this because he has a presupposition that aliens don’t exist.

You say that religious founders are often misaligned with reality and point to the similarity to people who are out of touch with reality. But something that a person falsely claims to have seen is not necessarily false. The dictionary calls a hallucination “a sensory experience of something that does not exist outside the mind”—but if it does exist outside of the mind, then that person is not hallucinating, he is actually sensing. Therefore, “hearing voices” does not prove that you are misaligned with reality unless you combine it with the presupposition that voices don’t exist. If voices do exist, then, even if 99% of people who have claimed to have heard them are nuts, it is possible that some people have heard them sanely.

I personally believe that some people (actually all of us, but some in particular) have experienced the supernatural God—experiences that are real, while inexplicable to psychology and neurology. (I mean that, while there might be correlations between brain activity and the experiences, that the brain activity or any sum of environmental stimuli do not constitute the causation of the experience.) How to tell these experiences apart from the crazies is another discussion. But if one rules out the existence of the supernatural, like the man in the bar, it’s therefore pointless to go looking for crop circles with the farmer or interview him to determine the plausibility of his experience—he is wrong merely for having made his claim.

So that’s it, I wanted to draw out the fact that the stuff you were talking about last night is built on the presupposition, “There is no God” and ask, would you agree that you hold this presupposition? If so, I would like to kind of “go deeper” with that and engage on that if you want.

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IN G.K. CHESTERTON’S WORDS

My belief that miracles have happened in human history is not a mystical belief at all; I believe in them upon human evidences as I do in the discovery of America. Upon this point there is a simple logical fact that only requires to be stated and cleared up. Somehow or other an extraordinary idea has arisen that the disbelievers in miracles consider them coldly and fairly, while believers in miracles accept them only in connection with some dogma. The fact is quite the other way. The believers in miracles accept them (rightly or wrongly) because they have evidence for them. The disbelievers in miracles deny them (rightly or wrongly) because they have a doctrine against them. The open, obvious, democratic thing is to believe an old apple-woman when she bears testimony to a miracle, just as you believe an old apple-woman when she bears testimony to a murder. The plain, popular course is to trust the peasant’s word about the ghost exactly as far as you trust the peasant’s word about the landlord. Being a peasant he will probably have a great deal of healthy agnosticism about both. Still you could fill the British Museum with evidence uttered by the peasant, and given in favour of the ghost. If it comes to human testimony there is a choking cataract of human testimony in favour of the supernatural. If you reject it, you can only mean one of two things. You reject the peasant’s story about the ghost either because the man is a peasant or because the story is a ghost story. That is, you either deny the main principle of democracy, or you affirm the main principle of materialism— the abstract impossibility of miracle. You have a perfect right to do so; but in that case you are the dogmatist. It is we Christians who accept all actual evidence—it is you rationalists who refuse actual evidence being constrained to do so by your creed. But I am not constrained by any creed in the matter, and looking impartially into certain miracles of mediaeval and modern times, I have come to the conclusion that they occurred. All argument against these plain facts is always argument in a circle. If I say, “Mediaeval documents attest certain miracles as much as they attest certain battles,” they answer, “But mediaevals were superstitious”; if I want to know in what they were superstitious, the only ultimate answer is that they believed in the miracles. If I say “a peasant saw a ghost,” I am told, “But peasants are so credulous.” If I ask, “Why credulous?” the only answer is—that they see ghosts. Iceland is impossible because only stupid sailors have seen it; and the sailors are only stupid because they say they have seen Iceland.

Post-Hume-ous thoughts

Interesting Comments by Hume in Dialogues on Natural Religion, and my brief Answers.
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Experience alone can point out the true cause of any phenomenon.

No, there is also revelation, though this is another topic altogether.

Stone and mortar and wood, without an architect, never erect a house. But the
ideas in a human mind, we see, by an unknown, inexplicable economy, arrange
themselves so as to form the plan of a watch or house. Experience, therefore,
proves that there is an original principle of order in mind, not in matter.

Yet we observe by an “inexplicable economy” that by the weak and strong gravitational forces, etc., protons, neutrons, and electrons arrange themselves to form atoms. And crystalline structures found in caves that contain wondrous natural beauty, etc., render Hume’s illustration careless.

Observe, I entreat you, with what extreme caution all just reasoners proceed in
the transferring of experiments to similar cases. Unless the cases be exactly
similar, they repose no perfect confidence in applying their past observation on
any particular phenomenon.

Extreme caution is well and good. Yet, the one who defuses a bomb should not despair of his urgent task because it requires meticulous care. Or aren’t parts of the octopus considered exotic delicacy, though they must be extracted from beside poisonous parts? Perfect confidence, with a haughty air, is indeed out of reach of the just and fair reasoner; yet genuine, substantial confidence can be got, in measure enough to move the rational mind.

But can a conclusion, with any propriety, be transferred from parts to the
whole?

We find that, with proper reservation and humility of mind, certain broad conclusions, elusive to reason yet curiously self-evident, can with propriety be transferred to the whole.

When nature has so extremely diversified her manner of operation in this small
globe, can we imagine that she incessantly copies herself throughout so immense
a universe?…The narrow views of a peasant who makes his domestic economy the
rule for the government of kingdoms is in comparison a pardonable sophism.

Yes, but do not certain peasants, when instructing their children by candlelight, evince such quintessential and unadulterated wisdom, as to how kingdoms of every degree should be run, as to cast a sickly pallor on this argument, a symptom that it overlooks a deeper truth?