Thus quoth I

  • Girls don’t want to be needed. They need to be wanted.
  • Things seem to shrink when you grow.
  • God’s favor: totally uncalled-for.
  • Ending the over-use of napkins…one napkin at a time.
  • All literature presents a problem with the human condition, then speaks something about the problem. Literature which tells the truth engenders emotion. Literature which offers the correct solution produces satisfaction.
  • Life is eating out. It’s more fun when you’re with somebody.
  • Life is a bike ride. If you’re coasting, you’re probably going down hill.

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